I have many, many, many questions for the men of our world: Why must you leave the toilet seat up? Why do you insist on spreading your legs as far open as possible on public transport? Why do you feel the need to mansplain my literal degree to me? But honestly, not a single one of these is more pressing than WHY on earth men feel the need to include pictures of them holding a fish in their Tinder profile picture? Could you really not have just gone for that picture of you in a bar, in your mate’s garden – god, even a Snapchat filter at this point?